You've got to look your best tonight,
You tubby little parasite,
'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.
And though her pretty face may seem
A special person's wettest dream
Before you get to see it there are things you must do.
We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow
With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
Busting out a mile with style.
I know you just can't wait to stare
At all that luscious orange hair
But, boy, before you touch a single curl,
You must impress that ultra bloomin',
All-consumin', poorly groomin'
Down's Syndrome girl.